30 Ways to Know You've Gone Through X-Files Withdrawl

 1)  You go around stomping on people's shadows saying, "Just checking."
 2)  Three words: Eat More Chicken
 3)  You begin talking to your paste-on tatoos again
 4)  11:21 has become the highlight of your day
 5)  You are sure it is Black Hole Season
 6)  Sunflower seeds, iced tea, and root beer have become your staple
	diet
 7)  You've been looking for the secret password for reincarnation
 8)  Ran screaming when you saw fireflies
 9)  Ran screaming when you saw someone named Bambi
10)  Started substituting "bleeping" for every other bleeping word in
	every other bleeping phrase until your bleeping familty has had
	bleeping enough of it
11)  You've unscrewed every electrical face-plate in search of wire 
	tapping
12)  Been licking tree-toads
13)  Been taking advice from the ATM machine
14)  Had a praying mantis epiphany recently?
15)  Been checking paint cans for severed heads
16)  You've been getting your $14.99 worth of X-Files videos
17)  You've changed all the lamps in you house to have soft light
18)  Been writing in to Omni under the name "F.M.Luder"
19)  You refuse to sit in the window seat on any airline
20)  Been to the Flying Saucer Diner recently?
21)  Was that a girlie scream?
22)  You've been catching up on your Japanese.
23)  Eating messy baby-back ribs in hope that Mulder will magically 
	appear to wip sauce off your chin... (oops wrong list:>)
24)  You immediately assume that everyone in an ugly suit is a CIA
	agnet
25)  You see a green truck parked outside of your comlex, and give up
	drinking tap water
26)  You just knew
27)  You refuse to take elevators, escalators, and hey, stair wells 
	aren't that safe, either
28)  Cancerous munchies have been found in your cooler
29)  You hope that isn't monkey pee in the Erlenmeyer flask
30)  You want to believe.