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WRONG!

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Of course, there’s a sequel. Of course. Why wouldn’t the remake have a sequel?

How many more HALLOWEEN movies are there, anyway?

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I couldn’t rightly finish an inclusive series of reviews of the HALLOWEEN films without taking a look at the remake.

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Far worse indeed.

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After twenty years, a HALLOWEEN sequel finally learned an important piece of horror movie wisdom: No explanation is always better than a bad explanation — and sometimes even far more effective and scary than a good explanation.

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I’d really hate to reduce my review of HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS to a list of grievances, but by this, the fifth movie featuring the masked-face, familial killer, producers were scraping carrion from Michael’s already well-chewed bones — and there just wasn’t much left to make a story out of.

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Is it really so hard to kill a little girl?

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Some serious logical impediments stood in the way of continuing the Michael Myers legend.

First of all, he was dead.

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Featuring a Levi’s trade secrets, vampire skateboarders, and an amalgamation of everything little boys secretly fear about grown-up ladies.

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Michael Myers wreaks havoc in the world’s most understaffed hospital.

“You don’t know what death is.”

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